Hi, my name is Sam. I am a 100% all-American boxer. I was born in Stockton, Missouri on the 7th of November 2016. My father was a 125-pound farm dog and my mom was pure joy. I’m told that I have nine brothers and sisters. But I don’t remember them, we all found homes pretty early in our lives. I love Milkbones and going on lots of walks. Oh, and I drool a bit. And I snore. But I’m pretty smart, I learn my lessons quickly and I have a conscience. Yes, I really do have a conscience.
I want you to know these specific things about me:
I am NOT now, nor have I ever been or ever intend to be a Russian agent or spy. I personally DO NOT know any Russian dogs nor engage in any personal or business practices with any Russian dogs or any other Russian animals. Or Chinese, for that matter. But I have been known to associate with a Scottish terrier and a Siamese cat.
I am a natural born American citizen and I love my country. And since I am 7 years old (that’s 49 years in human time) I meet the age and residency requirements also required by our Constitution. (By the way, there is no provision in our Constitution that states the citizen running for President has to be human. Just sayin’.)
Also, although I have never worked at a real job in my life, I do not feel that to be a disqualifying factor in wanting to be your servant. Upon observation, most of your servants in government haven’t, either.
I have witnessed far too many cases of ignorance and/or stupidity and/or malice that have done tremendous damage to my country. And in all cases, no American ever accepts responsibility nor is charged for any bad doing. Meaning, nothing ever changes, except to get worse.
The two-party political system in America has become a private club for lawyers that have turned everything into adversarial arguments – which is their nature. In that environment, of everything being adversarial, nothing meaningful gets accomplished. (i.e. The spirit of the law gets negated, while every word is scrutinized under a magnifying glass.) For sure, tons of money gets spent, while everyone gets investigated. And in the end, The American People are forced to live under laws they cannot understand, and then be told that ignorance of those laws is no excuse for not knowing them. Does this make any sense to you? Perhaps, if you claim to be your political party ahead of your citizenship, it does. Or maybe even, your career.
Is this the government that you want? Non-stop, never ending adversarial arguing? Investigations ongoing forever? Partisan hatred combined with self-righteous narcissism? I mean, chew on that bone.
I believe that before any legislation is passed; before any actions are taken; before anything is spent; one question must be asked, “How does this serve the American people?”
I want the trains and planes to run on-time – SAFELY. I want all the roads and bridges fixed. I want brake lights put on the front of cars. I want to build a water pipeline from the Columbia River to Lake Meade and beyond, to put too much water where there isn’t enough. (Imagine if it leaks.) I want free energy. I want Americans to get back to living without fear (of strangers or servants). I want humans to be smart again and to intelligently and critically think for themselves, instead of always following the herd. Cattle moves in herds. I want the cost of living in my country to go down. I want America healthy and strong (mentally and physically), again. I want my human dad to be happy.
Am I asking too much of a country that claims to be the richest in human history? I don’t think so. And I’m a dog. I actually think we can do this, together. Won’t you join me on this hunt?
I want to be your dedicated servant. I want to help you and serve you and do things right for you… The American People. I will not tire. I will not rest. I will dig in and do what’s right for you. I will protect you and put you first. I have no human spin on things. You have problems. I have solutions.
And those solutions begin with assigning Americans who possess integrity and honor and competency in the job that is being performed. That will absolutely be my goal, to put in place the most competent Americans to do the jobs that Americans have not only paid for, but have deserved, for so long.
Won’t you make me your President? I will not let you down. I will not let you down.
the boxer party does not fight against, we advocate for… peace. The only things that happen in wartime are destruction and unwarranted suffering. The only thing that happens in peace time is reconstruction. Let’s rebuild America by one vote at a time.
I am asking for your support, that you think free, speak free and act (without harm) free, just like what a good American is supposed to do.
I am finding out, however, that when it comes to humans, there is a cost to everything. I’m learning.
