I’m a dog.  I think about things rationally and logically, until of course, a human on a skateboard goes by.  I don’t have any human spin on life and I see things pretty straight on without any filters.  These are some of the things that I would like to comment on in my world that may help you in yours:

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Whenever a male dog pees, we all stand up.  Whenever a female dog pees, they all squat down.  So maybe that could be a good rule here, when determining which human belongs in what bathroom or who competes against whom.  If a human must squat, women’s it is.  If the human can stand, you belong in the men’s room.

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Have you ever noticed that EVERY TIME a dog gets up after laying down, we stretch out?  (Alright, cats, too.)  Every time.  It keeps us limber and able to maybe catch that skateboard this time.  I think humans should do the same thing once they get up after sitting on the couch, binge watching Lie To Me and munchin’ pistachio chewies.  Or is that just my dad?

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Before leaving the nest, every parent animal in all of Nature prepares their young for the world that’s to come.  Well, maybe not sea turtles, fish… and humans.  Why do you not prepare your children for the lies and deceptions that will be played upon them?  Why do you shield them from true reality, only to inevitably cause them great harm and suffering when they enter your human world unprepared?  In my eyes, that’s child abuse. And THAT AIN’T RIGHT.  Wouldn't properly preparing your children for the world to come be an excellent part of a good education?

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MORE TO COME

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